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[ohthehumanities]

[SWEET SOPHIA. He really does need a therapist even if he'll never admit it.

But good, good! He's glad that she's cheered up. And hey, why wouldn't it help? Surely she can be trusted with this task? It's totally fine.]

Excellent. I'm sure the two of us will get this sorted out quickly.

[humainity]

[ Yes, this makes him just like every other Main Character in Strikers. Welcome. ]

Then how do we begin? Should I find someone who looks conventionally attractive and unoccupied?

[ Should she just run up to the first person she sees? ]

[ohthehumanities]

[That is very true]

Hmmm... we should look for someone who doesn't look too busy--well, actually, maybe it's best if you test it out on me first. We can't very well explain how it works if we haven't confirmed it for ourselves, right?

[And it's not like Kaveh is interested in this dude so it doesn't matter what the results are. (This is a lie, he will be offended if they're bad on principle.)]

[humainity]

That's a good idea! Then, if you don't mind...

[ She'll fiddle with the camera, carefully, and hold it up. ]

Will you smile?

[ohthehumanities]

Sure, alright.

[Kaveh's life may be in shambles and he is literally the COULD A DEPRESSED PERSON MAKE THIS> meme, but that's precisely why he is good at masquerading as someone happy and successful. It's easy enough to strike a simple pose and smile for the camera, which he does without complaint.

He fully believes this is a poorly organized task, but now that they're in it he's actually kind of curious about this camera...]