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Sophia, humanity's companion ([personal profile] humainity) wrote2022-10-21 05:32 pm
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[ All forms of contact welcome! ]
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[personal profile] lockedon 2023-03-10 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ Better 15 to 20 feet than 100. ]

You came prepared.

[ There's not much inflection in his voice in any given day, but the words are definitely complimentary and not judgemental. Next to him, one of the babies chirps, doing its best to wiggle over to him. Does it want food? Attention? Play? He consults his checklist again, fruitlessly. ]

Did your source say anything about enrichment?

[ How does one play with baby whales..... ]
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[personal profile] lockedon 2023-03-10 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Most small animals do seem to like attention, she's not wrong there.

He gives her words a moment's though, then carefully steps over until he's about a foot away, close enough to be able to stick out one arm to pat the baby whale atop its (comparatively) large head. Which he does but like, awkwardly and incredibly cautiously, fingers barely making contact with the surface before they lift up again.

Truly there's nothing more embarrassing than a grown man looking uncomfortable while trying to pat a baby animal of any sort. ]
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[personal profile] lockedon 2023-03-11 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ SOPHIA?

He snaps his head around abruptly to stare at her with open confusion, his hand jerking to a stop in midair before it can make contact with the baby whale a second time. ]


Pain? [ ???? ] No. Why?

[ Apparently he is unaware of just how graceless he looks right now. ]
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[personal profile] lockedon 2023-03-12 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He's never been cool in his life and Sophia will learn this soon. But also, that's a very astute observation there. ]

Ah. [ How does he put this.... ] I don't spend a lot of time around animals. They usually don't like me.
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[personal profile] lockedon 2023-03-16 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Has she seen him....HAS SHE OBSERVED HIM.....actually he's not carrying his giant gun around right now and isn't wearing his usual resting bitch face so. Maybe she hasn't seen the worst part of him. ]

Usually. It would be a problem if I wasn't.
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[personal profile] lockedon 2023-03-17 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ marge looking away meme

But this is a question he can answer easily at least, the return the familiar imbuing him with a smidge more confidence. His hand reaches back out to pat the baby whale again, movements a bit more smooth this time around. ]


I'm a soldier. I'm used to engaging in combat on a regular basis.
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[personal profile] lockedon 2023-03-19 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ does it count as a war if it's personal…… ]

Something like that. [ How vague. ] I'm trying to stop a war from happening.
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[personal profile] lockedon 2023-03-20 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ definitely understatement. ]

Most things are easier to destroy than to fix. [ unfortunately. but also: ] Ideally you'll never have to be involved in any part of a war.

[ she looks so youthful..... ]
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[personal profile] lockedon 2023-03-22 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...

.....................

hang on. ]


'Humanity's companion'?

[ what, like a dog? ]
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[personal profile] lockedon 2023-03-23 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ time to ask the mods for a nekomimi event

But also: that explanation did nothing to enlighten him on her status as humanity's companion and he looks just as puzzled as before. ]


What exactly does that entail...?
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[personal profile] lockedon 2023-03-24 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ So sorry, but he really has to ask, in the most doubtful tone possible: ]

You think.

[ girl................. ]
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[personal profile] lockedon 2023-03-26 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That's kind of concerning, actually. ]

And long how ago was that?
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[personal profile] lockedon 2023-03-30 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ............................






This conversation is unreal. ]


You're not human, are you.

[ He really should have seen this coming. ]

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